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a feminine not male product use to clean a nasty ass reproductive organ of the female the vagina that smells of dead decaying flesh that man tend to flea from unless there a nimfo. not ment to clean your shithole. I wouldnt say this unless someone i know has tried this. but we all tend to take advantage of the word and were proud of it. we use it for slang to make people feel like stupid assholes for stupid shit they've done,did,do,said,mentioned, and pretty much anything you have to think about before doin it that might make people call u a douche u probably will be called a douche.
dude your such a douche

Boy:hey u wanna bone
Girl: no sorry i have to douche

Boy: nasty!! u better douche that pussy before i fuck that shit!
Sister: ok

dude your such a douch for using a douch floyd lol
by Small T July 05, 2006
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I'ma let you finish, but Kanye West is the biggest douche I've ever met
by kebbsterr November 14, 2010
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When ever someone makes an asshole statement so harsh you cant think of any comeback just say Douché.

Like Touché but with a D.
Example:
"Hey dave!"
"Shut the fuck up and suck my dick white boy."
"Douché."
by dadtouchedme April 12, 2010
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shortened version of douchebag
yo douche bring me a beer while your up
by hazzi February 04, 2003
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A ridiculously annoying, retarded, or hated person.
Dom: "My god, dude, Andy pisses me off around chicks."
Cody: "Yeah, dude, I know...he turns into such a douche...VICIOUS!"
Justin: "Piss me off...two pussies, two pussies, two pussies! Jack off, jack off, jack off!"
(Andy shows up from the potty where he's been for three minutes.)
Andy: "Sorry guys, I had to go green screen myself for the twenty-seventh time today."
Dom: "What a coincidence, we were just talking about what a douche you are."
Andy: "You wanna go, Dom?"
Dom: "Yeah, lets go!"
(Andy dies.)
by Doom da Man May 25, 2007
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The word used to commend someone on a clever or witty response to an argument, whilst sounding like a complete and utter douche at the same time. Used to pull someone off their high horse whilst acknowledging their point at the same time.
>Where is the nearest place to buy a computer?
>>Well, there's an Apple Store around the corner, but you're not interested in Toy Shops.
>Douché.
by abraxian November 09, 2010
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1)Product used to sanitize an unpleasant, dirty vagina.
2)Used to describe an individual who has shown themselves to be very brainless, inconsiderate, or tacky in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.
3)To make a commitment with an individual and then break it without informing the individual you made the commitment with.
4) A term of endearment.
1) When I took a shower this morning I used Summer's Eve douche.
2) Look at that guy over there wearing the pink shirt with his collar popped, he's such a douche.
3) Joe: I'll be back in an hour to pick you up, make sure your ready.
Frank: Ok, don't douche me!!
4) What's up douche!
by Docta Dawe August 22, 2005
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