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1) anyone who says one thing and does the opposite... while you were in complete faith that they were gonna do the first thing. 2) someone who is a constant bother, annoying, pestering, "up your ass like a trout in a gay sailor uniform. 3) kevin or someone of kevin descent. 4) just someone you think sucks. 5) that thing that clean your cooter (they look like turkey baisters for your cunt...
"OH GoD Suzy, YOU Should put a sign on your door or something. i thought i smelt clean lobster!?"

"STop Eating eating all the banana Runts, Douche!"

"i helped your mom douche out her shnauzberrys lastnight. it sorta made me want creme soda at first than the smell hit me. i think we're over dude.... sry"
by Adam BITCH April 12, 2005
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A large percentage of the male population. They, over the years have passed down their douchey-ness to their young and so on and so forth. The reason most females attempt to become lesbian. Also see douche bag.
You: "Hey baby, can I beat?"

Me: "Burn in hell you douche!"
by -hb May 28, 2007
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1.) The act of doing something negative towards another person, usually unintentionally.

2.) To flush the mold out of one's unused vagina.
1.) Hey thanks for telling my boss you saw me at the beach, you totally douched me.

2.) I knew whenever my grandfather was going to get lucky because I'd see grandma go out back in the woods to douche. She'd squat near my tire swing and flush herself out. It always looked like chunky vegetable soup coming out. I'd have a hell of time keeping my dog away from it for several days afterwards, but boy grandma would smell so clean and fresh.
by spleen2006 May 14, 2006
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the collective term for a group of emo or scene kids
look at that douche. what a bunch of douchebags
by DEAN THE MAGNIFICENT February 10, 2009
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Thing to squirt in a chicks twat so she don't stink like dead fish anymore
--or--
What you call people who are really stupid and should be shot
by Brendan November 25, 2003
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(pronounced like "touché") a word that is said if you are around a douche and they say something douche-y.
Dude, wanna go play some LAX and then smoke some herb?" "Douché!
by umbumboy September 19, 2010
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A person of lesser intelligence who acts like an ass.
That kid over there that looks like he's ten years old and acts like an ass is such a douche.
by ProcrastoMan April 30, 2003
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