A. noun: Someone who does or says something particularly heinous, sometimes not even realizing what he's doing. Usually something even your average jerk wouldn't do. Many times used with suffixes such as head, face, or (in cases of extreme douchiness)nugget.

Uninformed douche: Haha! That dude can't talk right. He sounds like a retard!

Informed guy: OMG! He has a speech impediment and slight mental retardation, but still volunteers 25 hours a week reading books to underprivileged orphans!

Uninformed douche: Aw man! I'm a complete douche, aren't I?

Informed Guy: Dude, ur a total
by Chris__B12 August 28, 2008
thom yorke.
douche douche douche douche thom yorke douche

by Kate Drumm August 16, 2008
(n) The perfect moron; a person with extreme flaws that lacks the mental ability to correct them; the extreme of an imbecile.
Perhaps, if you were not a flaming douche bag, we could continue this conversation.

Kicking that old lady was a pretty douchey thing to do, man.
by FellFromTheNest July 10, 2008
to refresh between men.
gay jack: "Girl! I"m so glad you're done with that asshole!"
sally: "I know right?? But it's ok I've moved on!"
gay jack: "So whose the new guy?"
sally: "Brandon! He's sooo gorgeous and he has a HUGE penis!!"
gay jack: "Niiice!! so how was it?"
sally: "Oh we haven't had sex yet... I need to cleanse my ex!"
gay jack: "OH!!! you better douche!"
sally: "Out with old! In with the New!"
by BITE June 16, 2008
A sports radio show host who thinks he knows it all.
Rich Lord thinks he knows it all, freaking douche bag!!!
by JJ in North Shore May 28, 2008
Short for douchebag, a male who is dependent on everyone around them, has alot of felmale and childish Attributes, such as: sighying, whinning, complaining about any petty thing, giving dirty looks. annoying every one who isn't an douche.
"Stop bitching you douche."

get up and get it your self you not 4 you douche.
by scott32 November 07, 2007
An individual that unknowingly is socially acquitted of all terms relating to being "cool". They exhibit all rational forms of being a socialite, and forfeit all rights to friendship due to their lack of common knowledge and/or educational integrity.
Todd is a douche, and he failed in getting Sarah to go on a date with him due to his own misfortune.
by Doug Brooks April 25, 2006

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