douché (dewshay) - an expression formed after the French 'touché' : used to acknowledge the superior douchie-ness of a colleague/friend/etc.
A: that shirt's hideous.
B: you're so hideous that when you sit in the sand, cats try and bury you.
A: douché.
by lauracd November 21, 2011
pronounced "do-shay" a double entendre word. Response to an insult meaning, you're a douche, but also, touché, you got me there.
A friend was making fun of me and got a good insult in, so I replied, "douch-e." He was unable to reply because the only appropriate response would be "douch-e."
by jackalopianforlife November 04, 2011
Pronounced doo Shay

Said when the appropriate is touché but the person who did the touché worthy comment or deed is a douche
That was the perfect response, Douché!
by RazMutant October 05, 2011
a fanny (vagina) washer

an idiot
i need a douche!

your a douche!
by urban dictionary user like you October 02, 2011
somebody who thinks commenting a link to wikipedia for the word fag is funny.
that douche thought it was funny to comment a link to wikipedia for the word fag!
by markva_37 September 26, 2011
a person who critisizes other and starts problems with other that they don't actually know. These people usually just judge others based on what they're wearing or the way they look. They think others are douchebags, and don't realize that they are themselves.
Douche: "That black guy is wearing Armani, he is such a douchebag, i bet he stole it and thinks he's cool"
Normal guy: "He's my neighbor. He is actually really nice, works at the grocery for a part-time job while going to university and likes to dress nicely."
by inrialiti February 19, 2011
a douche is a person who thinks they are the bomb when in fact they are not.
For example Woodles is a douche.
by Mickey Blue Eyes 69 February 08, 2011
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