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loser who claims fame but has never had it, claims tours of America that were in fact holidays paid for by wife and family, and tries to tell folks about said holidays at a child's funeral.
"Trying to tell me about your holiday at this kid's funeral? Man, are YOU a douche!"
by Hamadryad March 13, 2012
A group of more than one hipsters.
Person one, pointing to a group of hipsters: "Look at that douche."

Person two: "Which one?"

Person one: "All of them."
by Some Guy Named Pete January 25, 2012
douché (dewshay) - an expression formed after the French 'touché' : used to acknowledge the superior douchie-ness of a colleague/friend/etc.
A: that shirt's hideous.
B: you're so hideous that when you sit in the sand, cats try and bury you.
A: douché.
by lauracd November 21, 2011
its french for shower

its also a dickhead
Je me Douche
it means i had a shower
O...i thought you said im a douche
by applepinerd November 16, 2011
pronounced "do-shay" a double entendre word. Response to an insult meaning, you're a douche, but also, touché, you got me there.
A friend was making fun of me and got a good insult in, so I replied, "douch-e." He was unable to reply because the only appropriate response would be "douch-e."
by jackalopianforlife November 04, 2011
Pronounced doo Shay

Said when the appropriate is touché but the person who did the touché worthy comment or deed is a douche
That was the perfect response, Douché!
by RazMutant October 05, 2011
a fanny (vagina) washer

an idiot
i need a douche!

your a douche!
by urban dictionary user like you October 02, 2011