look up any word, like bae:
 
71.
Someone who wears "big label belts" while taking pictures with items such as champagne, or slutty girls. Typically characterized as "too cool."
"I saw a lot of douches at the club last night."
by caffcoi November 28, 2013
 
72.
A word used to wind friends up
Lauren is a douche
by livesingeneral April 03, 2012
 
73.
An exclamation. Said when acknowledging that someone retaliated to a douche bag by acting like a bigger one.
Douché! Mary responded to John's breaking by text message by posting pictures of John wearing her panties.
by sweetjanijani June 09, 2011
 
74.
(adj.) In prior definitions, being called a "Douche" was considered an insult. However, in recent times, being called a "Douche" is taken as a compliment because of the advancements of social adolecent culture influenced by the media. Especially the reality show on MTV, Jersey Shore.
Jake: "Abraham, you are looking so douche with those shades, tan, and buff body you have there."

Abraham: "Jake, this is why you're my best friend. You always compliment me and give my dark days the ray of sunshine they need."
by Abe&JakeBFF May 07, 2011
 
75.
A person with an unsubstantiated Narcicis complex which causes them to be generally unpleasant, or unnecessary and increases your risk of yeast infection.
jim is such a douche. I should avoid him, lest I risk irritating my lady bits.
by lady bits January 30, 2011
 
76.
The derogatory name given to a person that makes an epic fail.
Person 1: Bad News!! I am working this Saturday. I have no idea why but I was convinced the run was on Sunday, apparently it's not anymore!! Sh*t the bed

Person 2: You Douche!
by douche-hater1 December 07, 2010
 
77.
The response to someone when they state an obvious correction but, they state it in a pompous manner.
Tom: Dude she never even called me back after our date.
Carl: Thats because your hung like a hamster.
Tom: Douche'
by oneshallrise November 23, 2010