Something presented as helpful and beneficial for women when in fact it's wholly unnecessary and can cause more problems down the line. Alternately, a person who might be described in a roughly similar way.
That douche seemed pleasant at first, but really started to irritate me after a few days.
by Lunck September 27, 2010
Person who eats pretzel goldfish instead of buying less expensive real pretzels.
John is such a douche for eating goldfish pretzels.
by acub1one September 09, 2010
A condition where someone is completely rude, mean, or inapropriate. Often, this person is a long-term douche, but there are rare cases where someone can be a first time douche. Being a douche is sometimes concidered appropriate when the person who is getting the douche treatment is, in fact, a douche. Some douches do not realize they are a douche and then it is appropriate to tell them. You can tell them either "Dude, you are such a douche right now!" or "That was a douche move"
Guy - "Damn! You're a FAT ASS!!"

Girl - "Wow, you're a douche!"
by Reallyfrickenawesome May 23, 2010
Pronounced (douche-say). When somebody insults you in a way that is both witty and douche-bagish, instead of saying touche you say douchè.
From History:

George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill:

Shaw: "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend...if you have one."

Churchill: "Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second...if there is one."

Shaw: Douchè Mr. Churchill. Douchè.
by Matt_Myk January 26, 2009
A person who acts like a dumbass or doesnt have anything really important to say
"How do you make top ramen?"
"omg what a fuckin douche are you serious?"
by D-Gringo June 04, 2006
A man who is a complete jerk and completely self-absorbed. Usually he wears fashionable clothing and slicks his hair back.
"God, he's such a douche."
by crazy_birch January 14, 2015
Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from We'll never spam you.