Pronounced (douche-say). When somebody insults you in a way that is both witty and douche-bagish, instead of saying touche you say douchè.
From History:

George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill:

Shaw: "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend...if you have one."

Churchill: "Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second...if there is one."

Shaw: Douchè Mr. Churchill. Douchè.
by Matt_Myk January 26, 2009
n. Someone retarded.

n. Somebody that only takes in a relationship and never gives.
Ming, you are a douche person.
by WBAS June 15, 2010
doosh noun, verb

1. kanye
I threw-up in my mouth when I saw my grandma's kanye in the trash.

douche
by whhhhhhaaaaaaaaat September 15, 2009
1.) A person-- mostly male-- who makes themself seem like a total jerk, menace, whore, asshole, bitch, etc.
2.) A bottle filled with sanitizing liquid used to cleanse a vagina before or after sex or just whenever there needs to be a clean up in aisle 2... :)
1.) Guy #1: Look at that guy! He just dumped her ass like some garbage! What a douche...

2.) Girl #1: Dang... My vagina smells like squid... I need to douche more thoroughly next time...
by Girlwithweirdnessgoingon...... September 14, 2009
Douché: A retort for when someone corrects or one-ups you in a total douchebag-like fashion that serves only to ruin the moment.
Me: "i had the CRAZIEST time last night! At the Strokes concert, they played a cover of All Along the Watchtower – you know, the Jimi Hendrix song? – anyway, their bass player pulled me up on stage and I sang the chorus with the band!! It was fucking amazing!!"

Idiot: Actually, Along Along the Watchtower is originally a Bob Dylan song. And it doesn't really have a chorus at all – it's not structured like that."

Me: Douché.
by newsvava March 05, 2009
Verb. To clean a pussy using over the counter products.
Noun. All components of said products that come in the box (douche bag, solution, nozzle)

Slang - Noun. 1) A person who is acting in a sleezy and respulsive way.
2) A cheesy person who attempts to smooth talk or con someone.
3) A buffoon, a person acting in a way to attract attention to themselves by behaving in a socially inappropriate manner.
4) One who commits selfish and harmful acts intentionally
1) That douche is copying your test answers
2) That douche of a salesmen tried to charge me extra closing costs
3) The bouncers just wrecked that douche who spilled his drinks on people
4) That douche just took my parking spot
by Expane October 20, 2005
1 ;A name given to a person, usually a male. Who thinks he should be involved in your unwarranted business.

2 ;A person who trys to make you look bad and better himself in his position through gossip at your expense.
This individual is also most likely a snitch. His face may also look like an ugly dirty vagina hence the term douche.
My co-worker Jeff C. talks shit about everyone. He thinks the company will shut down if he quits. He's a pompous douche.
by ArGoil CharbRoil February 18, 2015

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