Something presented as helpful and beneficial for women when in fact it's wholly unnecessary and can cause more problems down the line. Alternately, a person who might be described in a roughly similar way.
That douche seemed pleasant at first, but really started to irritate me after a few days.
by Lunck September 27, 2010
Person who eats pretzel goldfish instead of buying less expensive real pretzels.
John is such a douche for eating goldfish pretzels.
by acub1one September 09, 2010
A condition where someone is completely rude, mean, or inapropriate. Often, this person is a long-term douche, but there are rare cases where someone can be a first time douche. Being a douche is sometimes concidered appropriate when the person who is getting the douche treatment is, in fact, a douche. Some douches do not realize they are a douche and then it is appropriate to tell them. You can tell them either "Dude, you are such a douche right now!" or "That was a douche move"
Guy - "Damn! You're a FAT ASS!!"

Girl - "Wow, you're a douche!"
by Reallyfrickenawesome May 23, 2010
Pronounced (douche-say). When somebody insults you in a way that is both witty and douche-bagish, instead of saying touche you say douchè.
From History:

George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill:

Shaw: "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend...if you have one."

Churchill: "Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second...if there is one."

Shaw: Douchè Mr. Churchill. Douchè.
by Matt_Myk January 26, 2009
A person who acts like a dumbass or doesnt have anything really important to say
"How do you make top ramen?"
"omg what a fuckin douche are you serious?"
by D-Gringo June 04, 2006
A man who is a complete jerk and completely self-absorbed. Usually he wears fashionable clothing and slicks his hair back.
"God, he's such a douche."
by crazy_birch January 14, 2015
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