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1. (n)-Any person who has gone beyond epitomizing the derogatory title of "Douche Bag." These can be found traveling in packs (very seldom will a DW survive without the group) in nearly every major city around the world. Usually marked by too much hair gel, sunglasses after dark, and excessively brightly colored shirts.
2. (n)-Anyone you hate.
Dude, I'm tired of this homework. Shakespeare was such a douche weasel!
by Greg B! October 19, 2007
Someone who is a jerk; someone resembling a vaginal discharge and looks like a weasel
All of my teachers are doucheweasels.
by borderjumper March 10, 2004