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2. douche water
(N.) The dirty water that is ejected after injecting a stream of water, often containing medicinal or cleansing agents, into the vagina.

Also a person who in a room full of douche bags stands out as being the king of them all.
Person A: That Dave guy is such a douche bag, i just want to punch him in the face.
Person B: Na man he's definately way worse than that, he's absolute douche water.
by LB Feb 8, 2005 add a video
1. douche water
The brown water based liquid that drips/leaks out of an anus after it has been cleaned using a douche.
'hamilton! dude have you pissed yourself?'

'no its douche water!'

'ah, that explains the smell.'
3. douche water
Jon Roberts, Or someone who drinks copius amounts of douchewater to keep their estrogen levels up.
Jon (douchewater) Roberts loves drinking douche water.
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