Also see: Douche, douche nugget, douche bag, douche salad, and douche bucket
B: YOU ARE A DOUCHE WAFFLE!
Literal definition: a waffle made using the contents of a douchebag.
Abstract definition: a person who has surpassed the usual level of a 'douchebag' and is now at a whole new level of doucheness.
Joe: I know what you mean dude... that guy's a real douchewaffle.