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1.
Someone who tries to act like a douche and fails.
That pussy is trying to act all bad-ass. What a douche tart.
by brizzh November 24, 2008
 
2.
someone who's logic smells rancid and flat.
Matt is a douche tart because he ate my clearly labeled lunch.
by represedasswhipe November 25, 2009
 
3.
a hot guy you can tell is a Douchebag
"Wow, look at the yummy Douchetart over there! I think he's scoping me out..."
by MIss Roq August 31, 2009
 
4.
a sour-souled and unpleasant person who is generally impolite. A bitter asshole.
"Geez. Sam's being such a douchetart today."

"Amber, Sam IS a douchetart!"
by spankette July 24, 2008