Person 2: I wouldn't be talking, douche puncher. You drive a Hummer.
Orginally said by Ian Hecox, part of "Smosh".
Asshole, douchebag, asswipe, dickhead, highschool football player
Kind, decent, considerate, caring, Chuck Norris
Douchebag, asshole, dickhead hipster bitch assface
Person 2. "Yeah. What a douche puncher."