an annoying person; a d-bag
Tan Nat is a douche pastry
by Wainarius June 30, 2009
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A delicious treat eaten only by the rich upper-class of 3rd World countries. A douche pastry is made from the remains of a virgin's first vaginal cleansing and is usually eaten with peanut butter and marinara sauce. Considered a delicacy by Hobos and crack whores.
The King of Kazkhstan delights in his morning douche pastry before beheading a rebel midget.
by Sir Anus splatter September 11, 2006