A nozzle that sprays natty light, the doucheyest beverage known to man.
Hey bro, poor me one from the douche nozzle.
by metalnozzle15 May 20, 2010
A person that dumps you, steals your car, and runs away to Florida (or anywhere else).


A phrase used to make teenage girls giggle.
Girl 1: Hey, what did you do over spring break?

Girl 2: Well, my boyfriend dumped me, stole my car, and ran away to Florida.

Girl 1: Geez. What a douche nozzle.


Boy: Douche nozzle.

Girl: -giggles uncontrolably-
by NotADoucheNozzle March 29, 2010
The blabber mouth tradesman, usually an electrician with a penchant for soapbox sermons. The ever-willing preacher of self-righteousness with a lack of self-reflection, always pointing out the faults of others and incessantly thumping his chest in a deluded victory when in any given social situation. The Douche Nozzle possesses social skills that are Neanderthal level attempts to detract from their own self-loathing caused by mundane physical attributes such as excess body hair, extra digits or even poor fashion sense.
That new guy is a real douche nozzle, he hasn't shut up once today and he's pissing me off with his glorious yarns of honor and integrity, the guy is so full of shit and just shy of being a fuckstick. Heck, did you see the guy, he looks like a Wookie, has 12 toes and dresses like a lumberjack and he's trying to tell me how i should run my life.
by Adolph Oliver Nipple December 02, 2009
A member of the House of Representatives who can't muster the common courtesy not to heckle the President of the United States as if he was at dollar beer night at the local comedy club.
That Joe Wilson, he's such a douchenozzle.
by PoliticalBoy September 10, 2009
Being such a douche bag that you are actually compared to the end inserted into one ass.
Ya know he is seriously a douche nozzle
by Fat man walkin May 25, 2009
A word used to one up someone who calls you a douchebag.

John: Brad you are such a douchebag.. Haha

Instigator: ooooh.. man he clowned u... aren't u gonna get back at him?

Brad: Well john... yer.. Uhh... a... umm... A douche nozzle!

Instigator: Burn!!!

*John hangs his head in shame*
by IHateYouXoXo May 10, 2009
Broad insult towards a person acting in a negative fashion, or like a douche or douche-bag.
Douche: "Hey watch me twirl my belt-buckle wheel rim, I'm so sweet!"

Average Joe: "Shut the fuck up you douchenozzle!"
by Moosetoph March 26, 2009
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