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1. douche muffin
a man that acts like a douche bag and has a muffin top.
That kid that lives on third story in baddour is such a douche muffin
2. Douche Muffin
1. A rendering of the commonly used slang word, Douche Bag, mostly used without the intent of insulting, but more along the lines of a comical purpose. However, it can be effectively used as an insult.

2. A baked muffin containing vaginal fluids.
1. After spilling the orange juice concentrate all over his new pants, Borus' friend Hogarth comicly called him a "Douche Muffin."

2. The "Douche Muffin" is often considered offensive to women's rights activists, due to it's main ingredient.
3. Douche Muffin
a child that has surpassed the classification of brat and gone in to the realm of douche.

A smaller version of a douche bag
Johnny was being a little douche muffin on the playground today and wouldn't listen to his nanny.
4. douche muffin
a boy that has the smart level of a muffin, and acts like a douche 24/7. reffers to just about every guy in america,brazil and canada.
"omgz, that guy over there is such a douche muffin." *sigh
5. douche muffin
when a girl cleans there vagina with a muffin
"Becky, i use my douche muffin a lot because of my yeast infection."
6. Douche Muffin
Douche muffin is a term for a white Dumb shity ass mother fuckers named ShaneStur
Douche Muffin, His movies are Realy Fucked up the pussy hole.
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