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Synonymous with dick move. E-money: "Where's the beer fund?"
J-money: "I think one of the last people out last night jacked it." E-money: "What a fuckin' douche move." |
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A douche move is when someone does something just to be an asshole. "dude I took a dump in you bead haha!" "What the hell asshole that is such a douche move."
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Douche Move: v. def. Anything stupid done that makes one look like an even bigger douche. ex. She fell into the raft. It was a real douche move.
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The "Douche Move" is a hand gesture meant to demonstrate when a friend or acquaintance does something stupid and douche-like. Douche Move Gesture Steps: 1) Listen and wait 2) When you hear the trigger sentence coming from the douche-hole, pick which hand you`ll be using 3) Raise your hand 4) With your one hand, place it erect on top of your head. Think of a shark fin or a mohawk. 5) Proceed to wiggle your fingers This completes the movement. If you wish to top it off, make a disgusted face. If the douche does not understand, you will leave with the smug satisfaction of an insult well played. Jim: Man, I am such a ladies man. Like, you don't even understand because I'm too cool.
Bill: Sure, Jim. You're a real ladies man. Jim: I mean, look at me. Who need a polar bear to break the ice when you have me. Bill: *douche move* |
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