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Similar to douche bag but much more offensive. An insult that should be used for only the worst kind of asshole. Similar to a dirty mother fucker

Literal Definition:

A douche mother is the douche that your mother used to clean out her vagina after she gave birth to you.

Quit being a douche mother.
by Jane Brane December 15, 2007
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An unbeknownst quasi-self-proclaimed douchebag.
"Hey everyone
I'm a big douchemother"
-J. Lombardi
by 25AE7-25BA4 November 27, 2007
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