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1. douche monster
the ultimate douchemaster
yo he iz da illist douche monster.
2. douche monster
When someone you thought was your friend is being annoying and won't shut up.

I.E. a douche.
You: LALALALALALALALLA

Me. God! Shut up!! You are such a douche monster some times.