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2. douche fuck
a douche bag person who is completely confused at life and fucking sucks.
"damn sarah, you are a complete and total douche fuck for making me repeat myself 26 times."
1. douche fuck
1: noun. A combination of douche bag and dumb fuck.
Jimmy: 2 pairs beat a full house.
Johnny: No they don't douche fuck!
by Bonus Apr 19, 2005 add a video
3. douche fuck
noun: one who is a fucking douche
Josh is a real douche fuck
by Ashley May 21, 2004 add a video
4. douche fuck
a person who is a complete jack ass. douche wasnt a good enough insult so you have to add fuck to make it worse. douche fuck is your typical jock ego-maniac person that is a player or douche lord.
"gosh your ex is such a douche fuck"
"i know i was to good for him anyway"
5. douche fuck
a douchebag/dumbfuck combo rolled into one package.
Person 1: "Drew ate the whole pizza, he didn't leave any for us."
Person 2: "What a douche fuck!"
6. douche fuck
n. one who pussies out when it comes to fucking because they have absolutely no clue what the fuck they are doing.
Billy got so excited when he started to kiss Judy, that he pulled a douche ninny and looked like a complete douche fuck.
by rk May 5, 2004 add a video
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