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1.
noun. A jet or stream of water that expels air with a harsh noise.
"douche cough"
by angry monkey on a boat! June 26, 2009

Words related to douche cough

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2.
A sly way for you to call someone a douche while acting like you're coughing.
"You're such a douchecough"
by The Wall Flower July 22, 2009