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1. douche chills
The feeling of nausea one is overcome by, when witnessing a completely embarrasing situation.
Watching Facts of Life gave me major douche chills.
by Smegma Apr 1, 2004 share this
2. douche chills
An overwhelming feeling of uncomfortable embarrassment brought on by watching someone make a fool of himself.
I got douche chills watching someone completely bomb making unfunny/inappropriate jokes in front of crowd.
3. douche chills
The intense feeling, very similar to a shiver up your spine, that can be invoked simply from being in the presence of a douche bag. Usually triggered by a specific douchey act or statement.
e.g. I got douche chills when the kid with the pink polo shirt flipped his collar up.
4. douche chills
Originally from the Howard Stern Show in the 1980s, when Robin described friends of hers experiencing a shiver while cleansing their vaginal palette. Howard generalized this to mean a kind of overload of the senses. This first episode was re-aired on the "History of Howard Stern" broadcast during the last week of 2008.
Hearing someone else get credit for that term just gives me douche chills
5. douche chills
the chills you receive when someone is acting like a TOTAL douche. the only cure is to destroy said persons babymaker and put them in their place.
im gettin some serious douche chills from you.

i couldnt handle the douche chills 24/7 so i broke up with him.

he gave us all serious douche chills so we destroyed his babymaker and hes aight now.
6. Douche Chills
When someone is being a douche bag so bad you get the chills.
The lady I work with was on the phone and was being such a douche to the person on the other end that I got the douche chills.
7. douche chills
A 2008 expansion team in the La Resistance Football League.
Wow, the Douche Chills are so good this year, they give me douche chills.
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