douchometer 

The level on a scale from 1-10 on how much any person, persons, or particular action was douche-like or of a mean, malignant, or asshole-like behavior

student A: Dude, my science teacher just gave me detention for being like two seconds late

student B: wtf man that's an easy 7.5 on the douchometer

douchometer by akroyoungin April 25, 2008

douchbagerie 

the act, or state of being a douchbag.

did you see the seattle/green bay game?

no, what happend?

during the overtime coin toss, matt hasseback said "tails, and we're gonna score!" during the first drive, he threw an interception for a touchdown and they lost the game.

a classic case of douchbagerie.

douchbagerie by cpn January 13, 2008

Doucheover 

When you wake up in the morning and realize you were a douchebag the night before.

Basically, a hangover for douchebags (like Kanye West).

Tim: Hey Bobby, you were a total douche at that party last night!

Bobby: Yeah, I realized that this morning when I woke up with this feeling of complete regret.

Tim: Ah! The doucheover. Bummer dude.

Doucheover by Kevin Cossner Spacey January 24, 2011

douchbagery 

(douch-bag-ery)
The universal measurement of how much a douche/douchbag some is or is being at any given time.

wow i cant believe you pulled that bukkshit! your douchbagery is fukin astounding!

douchbagery by jibbarousseau May 29, 2009

douchbagery  

the of being a dbag looking like a dbag or participaiting in douchbag activities

Despite my efforts to stop them they continued on with there douchbagery

douchbagery by short angry guy December 17, 2008

doucheometer 

One's level of douchiness... measured on a scale using the unit

A-hole/Sec... Highest ever measured was 1 A-hole/sec

Brian: "Ha ha, I'm being so funny right now"
Mike: "No your not, you're like totally measuring a 1 on the doucheometer right now"

doucheometer by sonbro56 August 15, 2010

doucheography

Like a biography that is from the perspective of one who is a douche.

I finally published my doucheography! Well, I wasn't able to find a legit publisher so I took a picture of the one-pager and posted to my blog.

doucheography by GlazeHer May 9, 2014