Douchcopter 

Describing someone who has went beyond the regular Douchbag standards. They are the ultimate idiots. They usually tend to take pictures of themselves, with no shirt, and/or their cars (referred to as their baby) and post it on Facebook. It is advised to not date a Douchcopter due to their huge ego which is trying to make up for their lack of endowment.

Women 1: "That guy is really cute."

Women 2: "He takes pictures shirtless and posts them on

Facebook.. ..."

Women 1: "......What a douchcopter."

Douchcopter by Jordy...19 August 26, 2011

douchemate

An imbecile, or douche, that works in the same office as you.

My douchemate just spilled his soup all over his keyboard.

douchemate by aeamek July 6, 2006

douchemate

A roommate this is a total douche. He (or she) is capable of stealing food, not cleaning up, and very rarely bathes.

Ryan, stop being such a douchemate and clean up your dishes.

douchemate by SteveSyf March 11, 2010

Douchecrate 

A Douchecrate is someone whom are bags and bags of douche's in one big mass, hence, a douchecrate.

For exampla; visual kei kaoru: he's a douche, she's a douche, jack's a douche
visual kei kaoru: it sounds fine to me
visual kei kaoru: hahah
Lunatic: all of that combined=a douchecrate

Douchecrate by Chieko Feat. Systom May 2, 2008

Douchekateer 

Someone who acts like a complete and total idiot over any social forum.

Tempakuron is a total douchekateer.

Douchekateer by Ramaramaize December 23, 2011

Douchewater 

Jon roberts or anyone who drinks douchewater to keep estrogen levels up...this can be useful if you want to grow man boobs or get a higher voice.

"Did you see jon drink that gallon of douchewater...he downed it like a pro"

Douchewater by austen p August 20, 2006

douchegate 

The metal disorder that many political journalist/commentators suffer from that causes them to add the word gate to any political scandal. It stems from the scandal at the Watergate hotel that brought down Nixon. They fail to remember that Watergate was over 30 years ago and they are complete douche bags.

Watergate, Whitewatergate, Travelgate, monicagate,

The president got a bj from monica, so I must call this scandal Monicagate. I'm a douchebage journalist suffering from douchegate.

douchegate by mark poopstain April 3, 2008