Double Talk Express 

Bus that John McCain travels on around the country that delivers Orwellian like double-talk on politics.

From the back of the Double Talk Express he continues to state wild and inane claims such as, "We can only win in Iraq if we stay in Iraq - and we can leave Iraq only when we win in Iraq" (not a direct quote, but paraphrased from his refusal to define "winning in Iraq").

Double Talk Express by Cindy McCain August 21, 2008

double talk 

Otherwise unnecessary verbiage added in order to confuse the listener, such as using a double negative to make a statement mean the opposite of what it would otherwise mean. See also, doublespeak.

"I didn't say I would not do it; I said I wouldn't not do it."

"That's double talk!"

double talk by Downstrike June 5, 2004

doublenaked 

The act of being both naked an not-naked at the same time.

Similar to 1984's doublethink, it involves two seemingly opposites existing at the same time.

Last night I had a dream where I went to school and was doublenaked. I was wearing clothes, you know, but everyone could see my junk.

or

Big Brother is watching you so closely it's as if you're doublenaked.

doublenaked by Snippy&DorkyDumpling October 24, 2011

double talk 

deceptive speech designed to mean something that it does not explicitly say

Lay off the double talk already.

double talk by The Return of Light Joker October 29, 2008

Joan Rivers Doubletake 

When you see clothing so bad, you can't help but doubletake.

That all-denim get-up is a Joan Rivers Doubletake waiting to happen.

Damn, Rivers'd! He looks like a Karate school dropout that couldn't afford the long pants. Or belts. Or decent hair dye.

Joan Rivers Doubletake by RayBeaverFaceFixMyPrinter September 5, 2007

Doubletard 

Twice as retarded as a normal tard.

Johnny isn't just a normal tard, he's a doubletard.

Doubletard by UUUUUUUU September 24, 2014

doublenaked 

The state of nudity two people find themselves in after sex. Its like being stalkers, only twice as naked.

"We banged on the floor, and then we doublenaked cuddled."

doublenaked by Snippy&Snappy September 15, 2011