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doublestream 

a phenomenon experienced primarily by persons with a penis in which, during urination, the emission of urine splits into two distinct streams due to pinching, stretching, or other distortion of the ureathral opening
If you think doublestream is bad, I just spent five minutes cleaning up from a quadruplestream; I was pissing on the left side of the seat, the right side of the seat, my socks, and in the tub at the same time!
doublestream by inaneopinions March 16, 2016

Doubledeckeranton 

Anton Kazimierz, a phenomal youtuber and bus driver, with an impeccable Steven Seagal impression. A proper wholesome Yorkshireman, this man represents the daily endeavours of all UK bus drivers and strives his absolute hardest to shine a light on the true beauty of the TFL bus system, honestly what more could you ask for ?
Person 1: Did you see Doubledeckeranton's new video ?
Person 2: No, who's that ?
Person 1: The greatest youtuber and bus driver to have ever laid foot on this earth

doubletext 

when someone textes you something boring and you dont reply, then an hour later or so they text u again and try and respark the convo
ricky: k...cool..
*no response*
*hour or so later*
ricky: so whats good man?

the doubletext ^
doubletext by phillllygirll August 18, 2011

DoubleNesting 

Hammocking with a special friend in your ENO DoubleNest Hammock. This practice is when the couple lies in the same hammock. DoubleNesting makes for a great way to spend time in nature while also spending time with your significant other. Provides plenty of opportunities to get to know them! Isn't that neat!
Dean: Which hammock should I get?

Frank: Dude, always go with the DoubleNest.

Dean: Why?

Frank: DoubleNesting.
DoubleNesting by DoubleNester January 28, 2013

Doubleslasher 

A guy online you'll probably meet who is like 6 feet tall. He's also pretty good at dungeons and dragons but some people hate him because he gets angry easily
Hey Doubleslasher, i hate you
Doubleslasher by Joegunner January 8, 2020

doublenessonium 

When you get sent a meme from a friend and you’ve already seen it causing you to get the disease doublenessonium the first stage (doublenessonium) can be fought of pretty easily but when it gets to triplenessoniun or even quadruplenessonium this disease can be fatal and more than likely take your life without proper treatment.
friend:*sends meme*
me: doublenessonium
friend: i don’t care about you or the disease
doublenessonium by Tyreesesmallweiner September 24, 2018