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Double Scoop Them Ice Cream Titties 

When one sees a woman's bosom and is so enticed he compares them to not one but two scoops of ice cream titties.

Comes in many flavors: titties and cream, oreo titties, neapolotitties, tittiemisu....
Jeff: Wow, i would scoop that
Bob: Well, i would double scoop them ICE CREAM TITTIES
Jeff: I don't know. I've never really gone for chocolate.

double scoop of vanilla funk 

1) An alcoholic drink containing peach tea, Pepsi, Sprite, orange juice, Hi-C, and Bacardi 151.

2) An instance of a White person doing something amazing and uncharacteristic of White people, like being good at basketball or dancing.
1) "I'll have a Double Scoop of Vanilla Funk, I'm gonna get wild tonight"

2) "O! he slammed that one in your face with a double scoop of vanilla funk"

Chocolate Double-Scoop

Chocolate Double-Scoop is where one person takes a shit in another person's mouth, Then receives a blowjob from that person, And then screws the person in the ass, Double coating their dick in "Chocolate". Originates from an old, little known swedish porno.
Sven gave Tiina a Chocolate Double-Scoop and she could still taste it the next day.
Chocolate Double-Scoop by Anonymity September 15, 2005

Double Scoop 

almost the same as single scoop but you use both hands under both arms at the same time
cory totaly double scooped Sarah in school today
Double Scoop by Cody Nault July 4, 2007

Double Scoop Them Ice Cream Titties 

Comparing ice cream to sexually attractive people or things
Strawberry Short Titties
Rocky Titties
Vanilla Fudge Titties
Double Scoop Them Ice Cream Titties

Assplosion Double Scoop 

When you have Snoop Dogg fart in an ice cream cone, then immediately dropp a hint of parmesean cheese like it's hott. then get a double scoop of chocolate ice cream and rub on Morgan Freeman's Testicles, then put on the cone to make a super awesome delectable!!!
Brandon: Do u want anything to eat???

Me: Nah, I'm still madd full from that Assplosion Double Scoop... i jizzed in my pants... hard.