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doublestream 

a phenomenon experienced primarily by persons with a penis in which, during urination, the emission of urine splits into two distinct streams due to pinching, stretching, or other distortion of the ureathral opening
If you think doublestream is bad, I just spent five minutes cleaning up from a quadruplestream; I was pissing on the left side of the seat, the right side of the seat, my socks, and in the tub at the same time!
doublestream by inaneopinions March 16, 2016
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Doubletree 

Of or referring to the movement of a male whereby his testicles painfully twist with either each other, the thigh, or the pant leg. The movement of the testicles is accurately represented by the Doubletree Hotel logo.
Dude i just turned in my chair and got The Doubletree.
Doubletree by tscrizz September 28, 2010

Doubletreeing It 

Doubletreeing It is the act of two people choosing to have sex in the window of a hotel in a high-traffic area specifically so people can watch. Originally termed for the Doubletree Manhattan where people frequently had sex in their hotel room window because of how easily people on the street can see.

Recommended positions include doggie and straddling so that people can see the most penetration. Maximum pleasure is taken when the couple sees another person masturbating and watching them.
Jean and Michael were Doubletreeing It during rush hour and she finished him with a blowjob while about 10 people watched.
Doubletreeing It by Thor Stark June 21, 2011

double dare 

After a dare has been made the darer can then raise the stakes by double daring the daree, meaning that if the dare is carried out by the darer then the daree will also perform the task.
Darer: "I dare you to ride that wild stallion"

Daree: "Oh no! Are you crazy?"

Darer: "Alright. I double dare you."

Daree: "If you try to ride the stallion then I'll do it after"
double dare by queen beez February 27, 2010

doublenaked 

The act of being both naked an not-naked at the same time.

Similar to 1984's doublethink, it involves two seemingly opposites existing at the same time.
Last night I had a dream where I went to school and was doublenaked. I was wearing clothes, you know, but everyone could see my junk.

or

Big Brother is watching you so closely it's as if you're doublenaked.

Doublenamer 

when you have a first and last name that are both first names
Dude:why didnt your parents give you a first name thats a last name? your last name is a first name.
Alex Samuel:its part of my religion to be a doublenamer.
Doublenamer by Dampsandwich February 27, 2009

doubledone 

A situation in which one is done.......twice.
Can go on as events continue to unfold that are not in your favor, (i.e. tripledone, quaddone, and pentadone).
Guy 1: Dude! Did you see Jenny shes passed out!
Guy 2: I know.....and her dad just called...caught her sneaking out.
Guy 1: She's doubledone!
doubledone by Laozi July 24, 2009