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A virus, stomach bug, or illness that causes simultaneous vomiting and diarrhea. Can create a quandary of which end of the body should be using the toilet: the head or the butt? The combination creates one of the worst smells known to man. Doctor: "What are your symptoms?"
Patient: "While I was vomiting I was also having diarrhea at the same time." Doctor: "Ohhh..a double-ender. Sounds you like you have that nasty stomach bug thats going around." |
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