A person with such a giant nose, it can only be compared to the obstacle that was featured in the classic game show, Family Double-Dare.
"Shut up, double-dare."
The first counter of a dare. Can only be countered by a triple-dog-dare.
Not to be confused with the television show "Double Dare", as the TV show lacks a hyphen.
A: I dare you to dance with Noreen.
B: Well, I double-dare you to dance with Noreen.