Double-wide Surprise 

An exceptionally large and visually appealing man ass that has somehow been concealed. Usually sought after by cross-dressing rabbits.

Look I ain't gay or anything, I just got caught off guard by Elmer's Double-wide surprise.

Double-wide Surprise by Master chunks February 2, 2020

Double-wide Surprise 

Official canon of Bugs bunny, from looney toons, when he was a struggling rapist. Meaning thick male butt concealed by heavy fabric.

James: "Derek, you probably have tight man pussy and be lookin like a Double-wide Surprise. Goddamn!"
Derek: "Let go, James!"

Double-wide Surprise by murder3000 March 22, 2020

double wide 

a "double-wide" trailer is twice the size of a normal trailer. they are the castles of oklahoma. usually inhabited by high school graduates.

let's pork bitches in the double wide. hard...

double wide by milfy June 12, 2006

Double wide and elbow deep

A particularly vigorous game of fisting, whereby both hands, wrists and forearms are inserted into the anus.

Considered as 'Grade 10 - Expert' on the 'Fisting for Bummers' scale

Observer 1: Tarquin is a little light on the loafers today?
Observer 2: Yep, heard that James was 'double wide and elbow deep' in him last night.
Observer 1: Fuck! That is going to smart, even for an expert 'catcher' like Tarquin.

Double wide and elbow deep by Smellynappybaby May 2, 2014

double wide 

A type of double penetration manuever, this can be both a act done with couples, or a threesome act. The receiving partner is penetrated by either two cocks simultaneously (in the case of a threesome) or by a single cock and a toy at the same time. This requires a hell of alot of petroleum based lube and and relaxation.

Wendy was gangbanged by Bobby and Frankdouble wide, turns out they didn't use enough lube and she was tight as a nun.

Looks like she won't be having sex again... A week later, she said was gonna join a monastery and pledge her life to god.

And that's how nuns are made.

double wide by EclecticFoxx June 9, 2007

double wide 

A type of white trash. Someone who lives in a double-wide trailer, and is therefore more committed to the trailer than a single wide is.

He'll be in that dirty old trailer park till the day he dies. He is so double wide.

double wide by wordguy2 March 9, 2010

Double Wide Chic

The style in which one decorates their double wide trailer/mobile home.

Come check out my re-purposed queen bed sheets. I modified them so they look like curtains now. It is soooo Double Wide Chic.

Double Wide Chic by mfranch January 17, 2017