| 1. | Double V | ||
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Double Vnecking is the act of wearing 2 V necks.
This might include: - V neck Teeshirt with a V neck sweater. Although some might see this as a fashion disaster, others perceive it as a fashion challenge, which if overcome could have impressive and unexpected results. Hey check out that guy strutting his double V, i want a piece
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| 2. | Verbal D.P. | ||
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Short for "Verbal Double Penetration"; a situation in which two people are talking to one person at the same time, originally two guys talking to one girl, but has since become universal. Girl: "Damn it. you guys! talk one at a time! Quit it with the verbal D.P.ing!
Two guys: "sorry!" |
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| 3. | jaffa | ||
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Jaffa (n) To Jaffa (v) Jaffa’d (adj) The art of Jaffa’ing is a highly technical skill and is a modern day advancement on pulling ‘bunny ears’ behind peoples heads on photographs. To Jaffa someone you must divert their attention to the camera and before the flash goes off look at your companion in disgust, quizzically or generally as if they are a total odd bod without them noticing. The result, they have unknowingly been totally jaffa’d! There are variations of the original Jaffa including:
The Double Jaffa – When two people Jaffa the same victim
The Uber Jaffa – When 2 or more people Jaffa one person, and that person is pulling a rather ridiculous face/pose The Jaffa Off – When 2 people in the picture Jaffa each other at the same time – in that case best Jaffa wins The Dangerous Jaffa - Jaffa'ing a stranger who may well kick your head in if discovered |
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| 4. | Lipscomb | ||
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v. A forceful punch/kick-spasm applied adamantly with exuberant ferociousness, yet subtle finesse. Aforementioned attack shall be delivered in the joint area located directly between the femur and the fibula, also known as the anterior cruciate ligament. For best results, use ninja-like stealth and extreme precision. Approach your victims hindquarters and deliver the swift blow. This shall render your enemy indefinitely incapable of remaining upright. Coined at the turn of the 21st century (circa 2002), this term was commonly associated and later named after the infamous Ohio resident and socialite, Travis Lipscomb. Travis was attributed this colloquial term due to a flesh eating virus he contracted, causing a potent stench of feces to arise from his knee area, and into the unsuspecting nostrils of millions. Thus, the name was born. See also double Lipscomb or Lipscombx2; a Lipscomb attack taking out BOTH knees at once, for added effect. Pal: Hey Schnal, I was walking up the stairs yesterday and that grubber Tayler was in front of me.
Schnal: What'd you do? Pal: I Lipscomb'd his ass, he fell right down stairs like a bag of f***ing potatoes. Schnal: Is he okay? I'm just kidding. Who cares? Good job. |
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| 5. | Fresca | ||
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(n).(v).(adj). A sexual act where by a female partner uses a sex toy harness (a.k.a. a strap-on) to penetrate the anus of her male partner. The word dates back to 1899, where Michael Haberlant reported on the uses of double sided sex toys by natives in Zanzibar. It was in his documentation the word was first recorded. The dichotomy between a Fresca and a Diet Fresca is due to the size of the female partner. A Fresca, or sometimes referred to as a Regular Fresca to differentiate from a Diet Fresca, is when the female partner performing the sexual act is larger than the male partner. Etymologists agree that weight is the standard for determining the "size" of the female partner. (n) "I am about to get my Fresca on" or "Or can you bend over and hand me a Fresca"
(v) "I let that chic Fresca the F@#$ out of me last night " or "We're going to mother f@#$ing Fresca on this mother f@#$ing plane" (adj) "She's a Fresca girl" or "That's so Fresca, it make me want a hot dog real bad" |
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| 6. | jaffa | ||
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Jaffa (n) To Jaffa (v) Jaffa’d (adj) The art of Jaffa’ing is a highly technical skill and is a modern day advancement on pulling ‘bunny ears’ behind peoples heads on photographs. To Jaffa someone you must divert their attention to the camera and before the flash goes off look at your companion in disgust, quizzically or generally as if they are a total odd bod without them noticing. The result, they have unknowingly been totally jaffa’d! There are variations of the original Jaffa including:
The Double Jaffa – When two people Jaffa the same victim The Uber Jaffa – When 2 or more people Jaffa one person, and that person is pulling a rather ridiculous face/pose The Jaffa Off – When 2 people in the picture unknowingly Jaffa each other at the same time – in that case best Jaffa wins The Dangerous Jaffa - Jaffa'ing a stranger who may well kick your head in if discovered Please see:
http: //www.facebook.com /group.php? gid=2313754058 The group site is called 'You've been Jaffa'd' here members can upload their photos, so plenty of good examples. |
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| 7. | googlebaiting | ||
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(v) The practice of strategically using an oblique reference within your online profile, chat client, group tag or status message-du-jour, the understanding and appreciation of which is likely to require an extensive google search.
The cyberquivalent of Dennis Millering. officially tallied Wit and Coup scores are dependent on the following conditions: 1. that the reference is sufficiently orthogonal to anything like "common knowledge" 2. that the particular point of the obscure reference is something cool Extra scoring awarded if: a) the reference constitutes a double entendre b) the reference means something different to different people Not to be confused with googlebating (which uses a whole other set of mouse fingers) Duran's new status message - "Oh Oh Sugar Spell It Out" 9:05 AM Monday me: Are you telling the world that you're secretly a gay tween with a deep, dark soul, a hot twin, and thickly calloused fingertips? me: Or are are you just googlebaiting me? Sent at 9:26 AM on Monday |
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