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1. Double j/k
The double j/k is a sometimes annoying practice of saying jk/j/k multiple times in a row. It is thus an example of epiphora, for you linguistic nerds out there. Ordinarily used when messing with someone. Occasionally double j/k's are used to make someone THINK you were joking.
Prima: I banged your sister.
Secunda: WHAT!?
Prima: also I crashed your car.

Secunda: ARE YOU FUCKING--
Prima: double j/k! *cough*

Prima: I hate you.
Secunda: D:
Prima: j/k!
Secunda: ..you ass.
Prima: YOU'RE an ass, God, you're such a fuckhead sometimes! I can't believe you!
Secunda: wha--but--I--
Prima: J/K! Hahahaha!
Secunda: -_-;
2. In n Out
NOT "In AND out" Only 3 choices on the menu, if you dont know any better!

secret menu


"Animal Style" - bun is grilled with mustard, sauteed onions instead of raw, pickles, extra "special sauce" - this can also be applied to fries

"Wish Burger" - no meat, i.e. veggie burger

"Protein Style" - lettuce wrapped around the burger instead of a bun

"Flying Dutchman" - two meat patties with two slices of cheese. that's it.

"Double Meat" = like a Double Double without cheese.

"3 by Meat" = three meat patties and no cheese.


"4x4" - 4 meat patties with 4 slices of cheese. Are you SURE you can eat that?

"2x4" - 2 meat patties with 4 slices of cheese for the fromage afficionado

"Grilled Cheese" - cheeseburger, sans meat

"Fries - well done/light" - get your fries extra crispy and brown the way you like them or mushy!

"Neopolitan Shake" - a blend of chocolate, vanilla and strawberry shakes


*Note: You can get a burger with as many meat paties or cheese slices as you want. Just tell the In-N-Out Burger cashier how many meat paties and how much cheese you want and that is what you'll get! For instance, if you want 10 pieces of meat and 20 pieces of cheese tell them you want a "10-by-20. They'll make it"
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3. Newschoolers
A community of Newschool style skiers. This style is based upon a new style of skiing centered around rotations, inverts, off axis rotations, steeze, and afterbang. This is a tightly knit community of these special skiers, and they can usually be spotted on the mountain with ease. The easiest way to spot a "Newschooler" is to look for a gathering of double-tippers most often wearing attire of or relating to the popular candy "Skittles." Newschoolers often wear and show off decals with the letters "NS" on them to inform other Newschoolers nearby that they are, in-fact, online buddies. This online community can usually be seen making fun of and or "powning newbs," chatting and dreaming of their "ski-god" Tom Wallisch (often referred to as Tammy Wamstick, Todd Walnuts, or Wammy Tallnutz), or just purchasing what they call "Full Tilts," special boots made to eliminate shin bang.
"Yo brah, you were killin it today."
"Yeah man, when I landed that rodeo I felt like Wammy Tallnuts!"

"Hey did you see that mint condish Magic Suit in BST last night?"
"Yeah bro, I snagged it from some newb for only $800!"

"Dude, we gotta get some new Jiberish so we can be thug and look like we're related to Eazy E when we're on the hill!"
"Yeah broski, after I stop this pretzel 4 I'll go on NS on my phone and buy some from BigSpence, I heard he has more in stock than AbstractMall!"

"Hey do you know when the 2016 T-Halls come out? I hope they have them in orange!"
"Dude its 2007.."
"I know but I really need them for Windells!"
"inb4 Newbs are gay"
"NEWBZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111"

"Lots of Jiberish for sale... Gotcha JK I don't have any!"
"KARMA DRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!1111"

"I'm gonna go on Newschoolers when I get home and go on NSG!"
"It's summer.."
"Oh nevermind."

Newschoolers.com
4. Courtney Lemos
An awsome person, and the best of friends. sometimes a little questionable with her sexuality... jk>:)
A person who always puts your needs before hers no matter what. she loves to watch vampire diaries, and extream couponing, and eat at chipotle with her best friend ever Cassie T<--- (shes blonde)
dont open the door when your peeing, courtney lemos will rape you>:] and double lock it just to e sure.... shes a freak. (faces of meth creepy>:)
5. [naruto shippuden]
the sequil to naruto

the story:Naruto is a gay ninja trying to find his boyfriend lol jk naruto is back after 3 years training with jiraiya so he fafs around yada yada yada nibit nibit nibit nip a few jokes he meets his friends after 3 years there all advanced levels and stronger,look different too so gaara, in the new king, hes a leader althought hes only 16 he is captured by a criminal organization called the akatsuki(pronounced akatski or okotski by americans) so his bro and sis try to by they have trouble understanding his bro cuz his whole purpose in the series in protecting gaara so all he says in gaara!he wears a cat suit in the desert(what a nutcase) anyway an old lady and some girl manage to deafet one of the most feared criminals in gaara,s country naruto and friends try to find sasuke unfourtunalty they bump into his brother who is a criminal(he,s actualy good but tahts not covered yet) anyway he traps naruto in an illlousion wich he eventually escapes sasuke,s bro lanches a fire attack while some other dude,s fight another criminal who they forgot who he is but its stupid cuz how many blue skinned blue spikey haired guys wearing a dark cloake are in the world any way yada yada yada he nearly ki...
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6. Sam Fey
1.) A Big City girl 2.) A Doofus :p (JK) 3.) Very Talented, unique, artistic, imaginative. 4.) Takes alot of pictures.....way to many! XD
5.) A Doofus :P
6.) (Sims) Super Gamer Freak
7.) Secret Agent (Maybe a double Agent)
8.) Superhero

9.) Not an Emo (Your welcome for this one)
10.) Beautiful (Except for that evil eye)
Sam Fey is all of the above and more...... but better! :)
7. England
A nice little country sitting next to France, Spain, Portugal, Germany, and Norway! the people here are quite normal and do not speak all posh like in american films ,nor do they sit around all day drinking tea and eating scones! we do sometimes like a bit of tea and cake, but we also love the fizzy stuff and ice-cream.

We are not that obsessed with football, some of us would rather do cartwheels down hills or watch an awsome tv programe like Doctor who, Lost, Heroes, the X-Factor, Eastenders, My Family or something depressing and worring like Panorama. sometimes Americans decide to copy Brit TV programes which is annoying, but we do love some American tv shows!

We have also produced some wicked Authors: Jk Rowling -Harry potter, Jane Austen, Charles Dickens or Shakespeare! there are also some cool musicans and stuff, Queen, Leona Lewis, The Beatles, The Who and a load of other cool people! we have plenty of awsome actors too! we also gave the world: King Arthur, the knights of the round table and Merlin. we have a lot of history!

most of us have no idea why some people, ehem, AMERICANS, have taken a strong dislike to the English,(probably just jealous of our unpredictable weather) which is silly since some of us have never met an american and most have never offended one.

we are nice. ignore the government and all that. they annoy us too. we hate homework, animal cruelty, maths, double maths, spiders, peas and Twilight. Well I do anyway!
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