Dick: 'what party?! no one told me about this! i thought you were having a quite evening in with harry!'
Tom: 'we were, but then we decided to have a party. sorry man i thought harry told you.'
Dick: 'i am so angry about this, last night i was so bored i ended up double facebooking myself like three times.'
guy 2: It's easy, you just use double facebooking!