doublebagger 

a person so ugly that in order to have sex with them you have to put two bags over their head incase the first one rips.

She's a doublebagger

doublebagger by Lawgiver January 24, 2004

doublebagger 

a person so ugly that in order to have sex with them you have to put a bag ove their head and a bag over your head in case theirs falls off.

Your momma is so ugly i bet your daddy had to doublebagger.

doublebagger by G January 23, 2003

doucebagetry 

ye olde word for "the act of being a bag of douce."

"lancelot, your doucebagetry will not be tolerated!"
" waheva"

doucebagetry by old greggggg March 28, 2009

doucebagary

partaking in the action of being a doucebag.

The republican uprising on tax day was nothing more than utter doucebagary.

doucebagary by howlinscot April 15, 2009

doublebag 

To use two condoms instead of one while fucking. Although this sounds twice as good, it causes friction.

Dayumm woman, I ain't need to doublebag with you, it's goin in your mouth.

doublebag by I live in Ohio June 22, 2006

doucebagery 

basically, it means bullshit.

Teenie: omgawzz!!! LOL! LOL! i'm hawt! wana siberzz? im awwll wet! LOLLLZZ! tell me u look lyke beji madden!
Me: What??
Teenie: oh nvmzzXz. i dunt want 2 git pregnut!
Me: Please, i beg of you, take your inane doucebagery elsewhere. Everytime you make a comment my IQ drops a few points.
Teenie: *dies from a massive brain aneurism*

doucebagery by Dr. Z says I'm special August 3, 2005

Doucebag 

1.) v. a perjorative term in slang that is similar to the word asshole, but is arguably a little less harsh. Most commonly used by Generation X and later generations (Generation Y/Echo Boom is especially prone to using this word like common verbal etiquette), to denote such people without calling them out and out asshole's, cocksucker's, or cunt's.

See asshole.

2.) A device that is used to administer a douce, most commonly used by women to irrigate and rinse the vagina.

1.) "Today, my teacher yelled at me before the entire class today, then when I tried to argue back, he made me get up before the class, pantsed me, and then grabbed me and beat me with a ruler."

"Really? What a fuckin' doucebag, you should sue him!!!"

2.) Kelly lent Linda her douce that came with a doucebag to hold the fluid for the douce.

Doucebag by The White Phantom July 8, 2011