(adj.) the state of being oblivious to something that is obvious to everyone else
"You are so dotnose that you don't even realize that you have a dot on your nose."
Very apparent, something that is obvious but unseen or unnoticed by someone. Something that seemingly everyone knows with an exception of one person. (As first heard on "The Sarah Silverman Program")
That's totally DotNose of her, I mean it's right there in black and white.
Slang for when something is super obvious,
or written all over your face.
Also when something is very obvious to the surrounding people while that person is oblivious, that person can be called a dotnose.
This word is also VERY offensive to black people.
"This is a total dotnose sitiation"
"You're being a real dotnose John"
Dotnose is a scenario where one person is oblivious to something obvious and doesn't believe anyone that tells him about it.
somebody has a bit of dirt on there nose.
E.g. 'Dude you have a dot on your nose!'
'No i dont!'
'Thats so Dotnose!'
When something is very apparent and written all over someones face, yet the person is not aware of the situation (only others around them), they are being a "dotnose".
A "Dotnose Situation" is when a group of people identify a dotnose within the group.
When someone is being a "dotnose", one can inform them by saying "you have a dot on your nose".
Is one of the most offensive words in the English language, more so than cunt, and black people find the word more offensive than nigger.
"We found Steve's blood test results without him finding out, turns out he has AIDS, and he was being a real dotnose about it at the restaurant."
"When i walked in to the room, it was clear that it was a dotnose situation, and so i quickly left."
"Shit, do i have a dot on my nose?"
"You could have told me i was being a dotnose, man!"
One of the most hilarious (and apparently more offensive to African Americans than nigger.) Heard first on The Sarah Silverman Program.
Random guy: Excuse me, sir, but you have a dot on your nose.
Steve: What are we, in third grade? I'm not gonna look!
Random guy: No, really, you have a actual dot on your nose.
Steve: You...Are...an idiot!
Random guy: You know, you don't have to be a jerk. I was just trying to help. YOU HAVE A DOT ON YOUR NOSE, DICK!
Brian: This is a total dotnose scenario!
Radom guy: I guess it is. I mean, it's a classic dotnose situation. I don't see how it could get any more dotnose than this.
To be completely clueless about the current social situation or joke.
That dude was such as dotnose, he was literally the only one not aware that there is a dot on his nose.