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Skoochie Doochie 

The act of cutely seducing your partner through genital combat.

Locking crotches and swapping gravy.

Tunnel patrol.

Disappointing God.
He would drive 20 miles just to skoochie doochie.

The Deschanel Ruling 

The ruling allowing men to watch films and/or television shows that would normally be defined 'girly' IF the show contains an extremely hot female lead

Named after Zoey Deschanel, specifically the show 'New Girl', which is acceptable to be watched by men under the Deschanel Ruling
Ryan: Is that New Girl you've got on? Mate, that's for women!
Matt: I call the Deschanel Ruling, she is so hot!

Brett: Fancy watching a film?
Ash: How about John Tucker Must Die? Deschanel Ruling cos I would definitely tap Brittany Snow
A Mormon con-man who is extremely skilled in the art of persuasion but lacks the work ethic to actually complete the con job.

Typically dreams up crazy schemes.
That guy Rob.... he’s such the Dooch!
Dooch by Otee June 19, 2019
doch or doched refers to a situation when you are "doched" or fucked very bad
the term "doch" is another meaning for "fuck" it is widely used in asian countries like India,Bhutan,Bangladesh,Pakistan
"ash wanted to doch neal cause neal doched him before"
"he was doched yesterday because he did not complete his homework"
"i doched him very badly after what he did to my car"
"we are planning to doch him for his poor performance"
"i was doching her when you called yesterday"
doched by NealCaffrey November 26, 2013
Doichi is a term that was started by drunk Abel, and later evolved into something spectacular.
doichi is bigger than ant
doichi by yoloswg August 28, 2014
Unsatisfactory. As in crusty or scrubby.
Man look at that kid's shoes... they hella dochey.