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Noun- Commonly known as a dolphin without a father.
I enjoyed my trip to Sea World but felt sorry when I saw the dorphin.
by Beaver Blaster April 02, 2007
 
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Dorphin are usually encoutered late night at the pub/club and are identified by extreme attractiveness, drunkenness and/or hornyness. They will usually laugh at your dumb jokes and be very forward, leading you to believe you're a real stud and about to get laid. However dorphins are always accompanied by a whare!
A dorphin and whare! are therefore the bane of any late night high hopes, as soon as you spot a dorphin, and said dorphin shows interest in you, be sure a fuckin whare! will shop up and promptly tell the dorphin that she is too drunk, dragging her kicking and screaming away from you. At this point the whare! might give you the evil eyes. Whare! can be identified as huge ugly blob of fat that always travel with dorphins, making sure dorphins cannot mate with you, they are always ugly and have horrible timing.
Dorphin gets escorted away by a whare! while giving you the evil eye
you: -hey wait... wait i have something to say before you go!
whare!: "what?"
-fuck youh... fuckh youh dorphin and whare!!
by TrexTitan October 10, 2010
 
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Dorphin are usually encoutered late night at the pub/club and are identified by extreme attractiveness, drunkenness and/or hornyness. They will usually laugh at your dumb jokes and be very forward, leading you to believe you're a real stud and about to get laid. However dorphins are always accompanied by a whare!
A dorphin and whare! are therefore the bane of any late night high hopes, as soon as you spot a dorphin, and said dorphin shows interest in you, be sure a fuckin whare! will shop up and promptly tell the dorphin that she is too drunk, dragging her kicking and screaming away from you. At this point the whare! might give you the evil eyes. Whare! can be identified as huge ugly blob of fat that always travel with dorphins, making sure dorphins cannot mate with you, they are always ugly and have horrible timing.
fuck youh... fuckh youh dorphin and whare!!
by TrexTitan October 10, 2010