dorkzoiv 

a creature whom lives in dorkzoiv land. There are many species
Telegraphy:most terrifying
buttface:does NOT have a butt for a face but very long legs
normal:name says it all
old:hates young
young:hates old
There are much more but it is against the dorkzoiv law for me to tell you
the dark pit:if you fall in here you die
dorkzoiv transporter:transports dorkzoivs from island to island(you have a 99.99% chance of dying this way)
there are three main islands in the dorkzoiv world
dorkzoivisland,humanworld and buttface island (currently under construction)

a dilbird flys over the dorkoiv world once a year.If you give it scroot (known as dew in the english language) you get a mincepie and if you give it nothing you become dimwitted.

supermunnia is the dilbirds friend.she protects dorkzoiv world from evildoers.

WOW!i saw a young dorkzoiv there!

dorkzoiv by dorkzoiv fan November 25, 2007

dorkboy 

Any guy who possesses the traits of a dork to such a high degree that it is his defining characteristic.

I tripped over my own feet! I feel like such a dorkboy!!!

dorkboy by Tim L. April 24, 2004

dorkobeth 

A mean nickname for a person named "Elizabeth" by combining the name Elizabeth with the word dork. WARNING: Should not be used unless you feel like being punched in the face.

Dorkobeth said that Chase the Bass fails at life.

dorkobeth by Sameee January 28, 2008

dorkporn 

comic books that feature large breasted, small waisted, big assed female characters.

Him: "Hey baby, wanna have sex?"
Me: "Not a chance...why don't you just go read some of your dorkporn?"

Marvel DC douggernaut sex porn comic books

dorkporn by Bluegutsoup April 8, 2010

dorkmuffin 

To have the absence of all common thought and to be so dorky one does not deserve to be called a dork, otherwise the word dork alone would not be able to fathom the dorktitude of the person.

"What do you mean you forgot the milk? You are such a dorkmuffin."

dorkmuffin by chloeiscoolio March 11, 2009

Mormon Dormon 

The habit people have of congregating in doorways to hold conversations, blocking your way in or out. Also pertains to blocking aisles or any necessary pathways.

I can't get through the doorway of the grocery store because these Mormon Dormon's are standing here in a huge group talking about last night's family home evening.

Mormon Dormon by soldier's girl September 20, 2010

dorkmaster 

In gamer circles, the person who coordinates and runs a gaming session. The dorkmaster is responsible for securing the equipment, knowing and teaching the rules of the game, resolving any issues or disputes, and generally keeping the game flowing; like a dungeon master, but not D&D-specific.

Frank was a terrible dorkmaster; he didn't know how to set up the board and we spent half the game watching him look up rules.

dorkmaster by milesmason777 September 30, 2008