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1. Dork
Sometimes interchanged with geek, nerd, gamer, dufus and dweeb. Each have connotations that vary depending on who you talk to or the location. For example, nerd has a negative connotation on the eastern coast of Canada, while geek does on the west.

The definitions from my location are as follows:

A dork is someone that has less-than average intelligence, as well as having fringe interests like RPGs and computers.

A geek is someone who has a higher-than-average intelligence, and is interrested in a variety of fringe interests. The variety is unlikely to encompass the entire scope, and it is likely that the interrests will be interrelated. For instance, you might find a sci-fi geek, a history geek, or just someone who knows a lot of trivia. A geek will still have interests, friends and social skills outside of geekdom, though they may be more limited.

A nerd is someone who usually has a mich higher than average intelligence, but very poor social skills and very few if any friends and interests outside their area of expertise. They will usually have only one or two groups of interest, and are extremely passionate and knowledgeable about them. Often, a nerd will focus on numbers and definitions. A famous subgroup of nerds is the trekkies
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2. Like Mad
Originating on the Jersey Coast. Means 'very much so', or 'a whole lot'. Used after a description or declarative part of a sentence to add feeling.
Man, that band rocks like mad.

Derek must have worked like mad to get that report done on time.

Man, that run was hard. I'm sweating like mad.

That guy at the model train show was a dork like mad.

3. Dork President
The king or queen of all dorks. The highest form of Dork status. The ultimate Dork. The Dork that all other Dorks want to be like.
Gloria is such a Dork President. Its so Adorkable.
4. Orch Dork
One who considers themselves to be friends with band geek and choir queers. Play instruments which no matter how much rosin you put on, it still sounds like crap. The concerts the put on are horrible because they cannot tune if their lives depended on it. Yet, the Orch Dork have some of the brightest minds in the school but they dont have as much fun as the band geek and choir queers but they dont really care.
"Here, on the Discovery Channel, we'll explore the minds of the Orch Dork, where they are shunned by the band geek and choir queers, yet they dont care"
5. Dork Master
One who has honed their specific area of dorkishness to a high art. All dorks within their own sphere of dorkishness (short wave radio, star wars collectibles, etc.) bow to their supreme dork powers.
Man, I thought I was a comic book geek, but that guy has like 5000 comics in his basement - he is the total Dork Master of comicbookdom.
6. Gothic-emo-dork
A person who wears a lot of black and is very emotional may listen to emo/goth/punk bands. Tends to be a social outcast often vegetarian. Kind of dork in a lovable way the friends they do have like them a lot
person 1: I am a gothic-emo-dork

person 2: I suddenly have the urge to make a baby with you
7. emo.twat
emo kid twat
emo kids are very easy to spot because they are all clones.
this is what defines an emo...

.emos NEVER ever admit to being emo, except ot other emos already in their confidence.

.not all emos cut themselves but if they don't they will definitely pretend to. Wristbands hide the scars.

.you can't be blonde and emo. emo kids with any light shade of hair or red hair die it black.

.it is very emo not to have you hair died professionally. true emos use boot polish.

.emo clothing follows fashion trends (such as stripy tops/socks) closely as many emo girls are actually sluts...

.emos wear converses. always. Its like, the law.

.emo clothes usually have to be predominantly black.after that any colours are okay especially neon.

.all emo girls fancy pete wentz. (fact.)

.when emos go to rock concerts they usually go for underground bands because that's Cool and very emo.

.no emo kid is allowed to look the slightest bit excited, or even interested at all, at a rock concert. even if it's their favourite band and the music is awesome.

.at concerts you may find large crowds of people just standing there looking stupid. they're emos.

.emo clothes can come from anywhere although watch out: it is very emo for emo guys to find their clothes at the flea market. Emo girls shop with their emo boyfreinds' credit cards.

.eyeliner. emos can't live without it. guys wearing eyeliner:leave this to billie-joe ...
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