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39.
the act of flipping your penis up into the waistline of your pants in order to hide an erection when you stand up.
Mike: "Dude i had a boner in class today and the teacher called me up to the board!"

Jim: "No way dude! what'd you do?"

Mike: "Gave myself a dork"
by thecoldbeerreport January 16, 2011
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1.
Someone who has odd interests, and is often silly at times. A dork is also someone who can be themselves and not care what anyone thinks.
You are such a dork.
by Blah November 19, 2003
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2.
Someone who sits around, writing the 500th definition for a word in the Urban Dictionary, as if anyone will ever read them all.
I'm such a dork for writing this.
by rfxvfghtjnjrm June 02, 2005
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3.
(n)a whale penis
The blue whale has the biggest dork on earth
by anonymous February 14, 2003
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4.
someone who does things that are kinda silly and not neccessarily cool but always cute
He's such a dork. I love dorks.
by Kendra January 31, 2004
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5.
If a girl calls a guy dork she thinks your cute. If a guy calls another guy a dork he thinks your a loser.
guy: *harmless comment*
girl: "is that a fat joke?!"
guy: 'WHAT?! NO!"
girl: "Im kidding!; your a dork"
by thatexplainsEVERYTHING November 10, 2012
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6.
Literally the coolest type of people in the world. Everyone is a dork in some way or another.
Jocks are just sport dorks.
by YTDORK July 27, 2013
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7.
1. Whale penis

2. Either people who play MMO's, or people who wear thick-rimmed glasses
1. You are such dorks/You are such whale penises

2. George Fisher of Cannibal Corpse
by Xtreme2252 September 15, 2009
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