| 29. | led zeppelin | ||
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1) A British rock band active from 1968-1980
2) A textbook case of public brainwashing Stoned dork: "Dude, Zeppelin rules. Dude, Zeppelin rules. Dude, Zeppelin rules"
Normal person: "Hey that guy seems to really like Led Zeppelin. I'm impressed. They must be really something" Stone dork 2: "Dude, Zeppelin rules. Dude, Zeppelin rules. Dude, Zeppelin rules" Normal person 2 :"Oh wow, more people like this band Led Zeppelin. If these guys are so popular, they just have to be awesome. I've never actually heard any Led Zeppelin songs, but you guys are right, they *DO* rule." Normal person 3: " More people think Led Zeppelin are awesome? Hey count me in, I don't want to be left out! I'm in! I'm a Led head! Best band ever! Where can I get a T shirt?" |
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| 30. | Ryan Adams | ||
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He's a musician who just rocks. Even if his concerts are really weird and he has unattractive hair styles, his songs are powerful and fun to listen to in the car.
Best known for songs such as "When The Stars Go Blue" (which evil Tim Mcgraw and his song stealing squad butchered), and I guess now for "Halloween Head" the one song by him that when I hear it I turn it off. He's written like ten albums in seven years. Heartbreaker -ok Gold -good Demolition -good Rock N' Roll - not so good Love is Hell - not so good 29 - ok Jacksonville City Nights - ok Cold Roses - awesome Easy Tiger - awesome Follow The Lights - awesome He's with a band called the Cardinals which is pretty awesome 1.) Dude: Why the hell are you wasting time writing a definition about Ryan Adams in Urban Dictionary?
Me: Because I'm a dork who is right now very tired of math homework Dude: Oh.. do you mean Bryan Adams? Me: OMG you are retarded. 2.) You can't tell the truth in a house of lies And you can't see tomorrow in testerday's eyes One shot, one beer, and a place where nobody cries One more kiss before I go One more night and day... Jacksonville City Nights 3.) Um... yeah |
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| 31. | The Ergs! | ||
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A pop-punk band from the South Amboy region of New Jersey. They have toured nationally and have a few cds out, a few being Jersey's Best Prancers, Dork Rock Cork Rod, and Upstairs Downstairs. The Ergs! kicked ass when they played at the Knitting Factory.
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| 32. | viper city | ||
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Faux-toughguy reference to cities inhabited by hardcore/punk rock kids, usually those living a straight edge lifestyle. Also, a song, by run-of-the-mill hardcore band, Recon. "Yo, this next song goes out to all my Viper City Niggas, its called This All Sounds The Saaaame!"
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| 33. | Animo | ||
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An'uh-mo - previously known as 'Dork'. Probably one of the coolest bands you'll ever hear. As a group, they have performed at every show on the vans warped tour in the years 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, and are presently completing their fifth year on the tour.
seriously, they're bad-ass. #1: dude, who was that band that we saw that---
#2: that what? rocked our fucking balls and/or faces off? that was animo. check out their myspace, bitch. |
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| 34. | World of Warcraft | ||
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1. A crappy game unofficially sponsored by George Fisher from Cannibal Corpse. Not surprisingly, he is single and overweight
2. Something that will not help you get laid, get a gf, get a job, get friends, or get a life. It's like ecstacy, after you take it, you will become hopelessly addicted, and you will start losing your friends and family, no one will respect you anymore, and your life will become an emotional hellhole 1. World of Warcraft is the reason why so many people HATE death metal, but love hard rock
2. I was in my room and I was just like staring at the computer thinking about WoW, but then again I was thinking about nothing. And then my MoM came in, and I didn't even know she was there. She called my name and I didn't hear her and then she started screaming “Mike, Mike!” And I go “what? Whats the matter?” She goes “whats the matter with you?” I go “theres nothing wrong, mom.” Shes all “don't tell me that! You're on drugs!” I go “no mom I'm not on drugs. I'm ok, I'm just playing WoW, you know? Why don't you get me a Pepsi?” She goes “No! You're on drugs!” I go “mom, I'm ok. I'm just playing WoW.” She goes “No! You're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't be acting that way!” I go “mom, just get me a Pepsi! Please, all I want is a Pepsi!” And she wouldn't give it to me! All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me! Just a Pepsi! |
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| 35. | a punk | ||
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1) A punk is a loser, dork, freak.
2) A person that listens to the punk music 3) An oddball or a weirdo 3) Just a Plain Loser an example is a person wearing strange clothes compared to church or someone acting weird and not. that is a punk
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