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dorito tits A term used to describe a male person who has grown a large set of bitch tits from eating too many doritos. Can also be used to refer to a female person who's breasts have lost all of their fullness and shape and resemble a dorito, normally after having children and breast feeding. A close relation to cheese tits
Check out that dude, he's got dorito tits.

Check out that chick, she's got dorito tits.
by Stephen Cain August 01, 2007

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