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When a teenage boy dancing with a teenage girl has eaten too many smelly chips and breathes in her face while the tip of his wang pokes at her leg.
"Gross! I was dancing with Tad and he totally had a dorito boner!"

"No way, you smell like a dorito boner."
by shmolly bananagins October 17, 2011

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