Man 1: Dude, your new profile pic's pretty hot. Doesn't look like you though.
Man 2: Thanks. I'm celebrating doppelganger week and setting my prof pic as a celeb look alike. Once, on a train, someone told me that I reminded them of Brad Pitt in the manner I itched my nose. From then on, I've seen the resemblence as uncanny.
Girl: So, you look pretty hot in your prof pic.
Pedophile: Thank you. I'm celebrating Doppleganger Week.
Girl: I don't know what that means, but you're sure a cutie.
Pedophile: Haha, don't worry about it.