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someone who has two penises, and one of them is evil.
"That guy is such a doppelbanger. He was doing me and slipped the evil dick up my butthole."
"But I liked it." |
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Your celebrity doppelganger that people would rather bang. I was totally throwing myself at him, but he went to masturbate to pictures of my doppelbanger.
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doppelbanger: (n.) a guy who gets girls drunk and then has sex with them (usually in a darkened room) while pretending to be their boyfriend
doppelbang (v.): to intentionally get a girl so drunk that she has sex with you because she confuses you with her boyfriend (n.) "Don't let Jack keep feeding you shots of Old Crow -- he's a well-known doppelbanger!"
(v.) Michele: "Yo, how did Bill manage to fuck Molly at that kegger when her boyfriend went to the bathroom?" Michael: "He totally doppelbanged her!" |
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when you want to bang people who look like they could be your twin. friend 1: "that girl over there is a TOTAL BABE."
friend 2: "um, she's looks exactly like you." friend 1: "what's wrong with that?" friend 2: "it just means that you're a total doppelbanger, that's all." |
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A member of a couple who has begun to look like their partner. Usually a mutual process of aesthetic synchronisation. "Oh my god, is that Mariah? She looks totally different now!"
"Yeah, she and Tori have blended their dress sense and everything. They've basically got a shared wardrobe. They've been getting into the same scenes. They're total doppelbangers!" |
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Who you blame when caught cheating on your spouse/significant other. Honey, I'd never cheat on you. It must have been my doppelbanger.
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A chick that you nailed that looks too much like your ex-girlfriend. "Dude, didn't you notice how much that chick you went home with last night looks like Veronica? Total doppelbanger."
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