Dognified

A dog or dogs having or showing a composed or serious manner worthy of respect! especially one standing/sitting/lying only a few feet from the dinner table that's too proud to beg, thus being "Dognified"!

- You must be so proud of you dog, she hasn't been begging at the table ones, with all this food and all these people, what happened? - I know, Lola's such a dognified little pup!

Dognified by Cybercass December 18, 2009

dorified 

Pertaining to dory from Pixar's Finding Nemo animated film; The fish with bad memory. When you have a bad memory, you are dorified.

"Gwen is so dorified. She forgets EVERYTHING!"

dorified by Abi Webster February 9, 2005

Dopefiend Rental 

A vehicle obtained in trade for drugs, usually for a set amount of time although occasionally the owner will call it in stolen.

Cuz why I got a dopefiend rental for but 1 rock, what it do.

Dopefiend Rental by Fetty Heen May 19, 2005

Dowdified 

To change a quote to make your opponent look bad. Maureen Dowd misquoted Bush so often that the term was created "Dowdified"

The biased reporter Dowdified what the Senator said to make him look uneducated.

Dowdified by den1313 June 3, 2011

Deified 

1. "Awesome" or "rad" for the 21st century. If something is "deified," it is on the godly level, therefore, very cool.

2. What became of Augustus Caesar, first Roman Emperor, upon his death.

Simon: Guess what...I just scored tickets for U2 at Giants Stadium!!

Yoni: Deified!

Deified by Afterwards Deified March 25, 2009

dopefiend 

Someone addicted to hard drugs (crack, heroin, etc) that fiends for them so badly that they will do irrational and disproportion things to obtain said drugs.

This dopefiend rolled up sucked my dick, gave me a PS2 and Tims for 3 rocks. Also see Dopefiend Rental.

dopefiend by Fetty Heen May 19, 2005

donkified 

A punishment of splitting someones hair in half for their bitchiness.

Oh no, look! Marion has a horrible split in his hair, looks like he's been donkified!

That kid is so mean, I hope he gets donkified.

donkified by simbanutella4life December 23, 2011