adj. Origin linked to the word fraggled and similarly suggestive of characters from the television show "Fraggle Rock".

1. To be very severely affected by intoxicants, especially substances that yield THC.
2. A state of confusion more advanced than that suggested by being fraggled
This is one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind. Holy wanking Christ, I'm doozered.
by Robert D Sykes April 26, 2005
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The name for the twitch streamer Foolish Gamers chat. They are fun and calming to be around. They also desperately need to be fed. They like fire and rioting against their streamer.
Doozers-Hup 2 3 4
by Skyren17221 March 8, 2022
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Little green people that where helmets and build towers out of radishes.
Why do you suppose doozers build the buildings doozers build?
by Matt Dow January 28, 2005
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A person or persons (taking the plural form, doozers), who lacks physical or mental prowess. A homunculus.
Example 1:
Person 1: "Bro do you see that doozer over there?"

Person 2: "Yeah man, lol. Does he even lift?"

Example 2:
Person 1: "Did you do that math homework bro?"

Person 2: "No man, sorry."

Person 1: "Oh shit man, neither did I. Let's go cop it off of Lawrence."

Person 2: "Hey Lawrence, neither of us did out math H to the Wizzle. Can we cop it, yo?"

Lawrence: "Haha neither of you did your math homework? Y'all's a bunch of doozers! I lol in your general direction."
by #teamgetswole February 11, 2013
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n. An impressively large shit. Usually one where the subject's legs fall alseep from sitting on the toilet for too long. There must be atleast three courtesy flushes performed before a doozer can be official. Taking a picture with your cell phone of the doozer and sending it to your friends is optional. A doozer should be graded by any who witness it.
Yo, Booth man, I just dropped a nasty doozer. Come take a whif of this.
by Andrewski July 23, 2006
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A Doozer is a nickname given to a man that has sex with a lot of women. the word Doozer can also be a way to ask a friend if you had sex with her.
what a Doozer he is...

or hey bro did you Doozer last night?
by mandouh February 12, 2009
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A person that not only lives but aspires to live the main stream life. This includes a boring job done without passion, 2.4 children, an SUV and a house in the burbs. They just go along living out their lives as a backdrop to history and a study in the mundane. Originally coined from the industrious characters from Fraggle Rock that just went about their business mostly oblivious to the goings on around them.
She used to have a passion for science and she was going to change the world but somewhere along the way she got tired and turned into a doozer.

I used to bust my hump to get ahead but I decided to take the path of the doozer.

by Phaje April 28, 2007
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