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1. A vagina
2. An insult to a stupid person
3. Common word used to sing sounds in songs
4. Tumblr User bobeestinger's favorite word
Stop being a doot you doot and send me some doots.
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Another word for joint/blunt
Said to be a mix of the wordszoot and doob (which both also mean joint)
Originates from Austrailia and is very common in Austrailia and New Zealand
Stoner 1 "hey bro. wanna go smoke another fat doot?"
Stoner 2 "yeah man. that last doot got me sooo baked"
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A playful and deliberately racist one-word summary of all language spoken in India, derived from the sound of sharply emphasized consonants heard in most Hindi accents. (Place strong dental articulation on the 'd' sound for best pronunciation, such that it almost sounds like "nn-DOOT".)
English person: "Hello!"
Spanish person: "¡Hola!"
Chinese person: "Nihao!"
Indian person: "Doot doot!"
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A box halfway-filled with Nicolas Cage films and memrobelia.

Or a mummified pre-mortal badger.
"Dude! I was looking through your doot and i found Lord of War! Can i borrow it?"

John- "Hey what happened to you face?"
David- "Oh nothing really.. i got attacked by a doot last night. It was totally my bad though i shouldn't of been crawling around in its burial chamber."
by mulletmilitia69 April 28, 2010
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An all around gretting / saluation / exclamation / question
Whats up doot?
what the doot!
doot? aka, huh?
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the nickname for the game Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, most often referring to online gameplay
"Dude you hoppin' on the doots?"
"Signing on as we speak."
by Deezul October 15, 2009
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Another word used for vagina, pussy, cunt, fanny, etc. used in a very popular magazine in Australia called THE PICTURE.
"Im going to the pub tonight to get me some doot"
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