one who commits dooshbaggery
Kyle: I just shat on the floor
Sean: Ur a fuckin' doosher!
When a persons level of gayness or annoyingness exceeds normal levels.
Man, your douchebaggery is through the roof.
Presenting one's self in a manner that inspires those around you to wish death and/or serious injury upon you.
Those four guys should be shot for committing such unrelenting douchebaggery.
noun: An urge to defend, affirm, or reinforce either one's own maturity or one's own heterosexuality, if not both one's own maturity and heterosexuality. Douchebaggery (as pertaining to the reinforcing of one's heterosexuality) is most often found in heterosexual males or in the closet homosexuals. High-class or wealthy individuals, sometimes known to be preppy, or in some cases an emotionally ravished emo, may demonstrate this quality whereby reinforcing their own maturity.
The in the closet homosexual was irritated by the douchebaggery of his guido friends around him, having to listen to and watch the guidos obsess over every attractive woman they see.
The douchebaggery of the emo kid caused all his peers to leave him and go to the theme park to have a good time.
When you lose your sense of booty booty booty and have one-itis. When you don't help out your friends and only spend too much time and money on a female.
MIKAL, drove down 5 hours just to make sure his "girlfriend" didn't have lunch with one of his "friends". He is so pussy whipped that he doesn't trust his old friend and he spends so much money on her, like cars and buying every little thing she needs (i.e. rent, food money). This all happened after he slept in a barn with a cow for 3 years (and she cheated on him with some whiskey dick).
|6.||Lakeridge High School|
A "College-Prep" high school located in Lake Oswego Oregon. Although they are ranked as one of the top high schools in the state, they also have one of the highest rates of Alchohol and Marijuana usage in the state. This uncommon circumstance is known as the "Lakeridge Paradox". Lakeridge, often refferred to as "Bakeridge", is sometimes compared to West Linn High School in snottyness and all-around dooshbaggery, although those who say this are probably mistaking Lakeridge for Lake Oswego High School, a similar school except their asshole percentage is much higher.
1: yo dude, where you from?
2: Lakeridge High School.
1: Oh, so your a rich asshole who cares way too much about style and highschool football who gets drunk everynight in your Mercedes playing ganster rap because you think you are ghetto?
2: no man, you're thinking of Lake Oswego.
2: oh ya, nevermind, you guys are just smart stoners