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a used condom...i think...or sum 1 told me it was a cleaning device for the female genetailia
kelso is such a dooshbag
by me May 21, 2003
The proper way to spell this word is "douche" bag. As every knows, a "douche" is a vaginal cleaning. Hence the word "douche bag" relates to a dirty, fetid, lowly, or stupid person; an ignorant derelict.
Stop wasting time, DOUCHE BAG.

Hey DOUCHE BAG, get your muddy ass sneakers off my carpet.
by neomega July 03, 2003
douche bag spelt wrong
yea i saw this fuckin bitch and i was like cunt doosh bag fucker
by ahh February 19, 2003
A complete and utter loser. Also someone who sucks up to people and cant roast for their life.
Doosh bag is a loser who sucks up to the teacher and makes pathetic efforts at everything.
by Howard C July 03, 2006
a phrase that idiots use who can't correctly spell the word "douche"
"Ur a doosh bag"
"you spelled it wrong..."
"i call it doosh"
"you're an idiot."
by RamenNoodles452 April 11, 2010
the bag that a chick cleans out her cunt with after having sex with u
oh my god ur a doosh bag bitch
by bullfrog01 July 11, 2005
its doosh, everybody knows that

by todd December 04, 2002
Northeast Philadelphia motorcycle gang comprised of sexy non-harley hogs and hog riders that are susceptable to Pabst, boobies, hippie music and not wearing helmuts. *note: clarify which kind of dooshbag you are talking about by saying either 'in a good way' (which would mean gang member) or 'in a bad way' (a dickhead) after the actual word 'dooshbag'
eg.1:That guy Frank is a real dooshbag... in a good way!

eg.2:That Nicholas Cage is a real dooshbag... in a bad way.
by Dooshbags of NE Philadelphia September 08, 2006