1) the comic book sound your fist makes as it embeds in a the side of a douche
1b) the exclamation you make as you punch him
2) badly misspelled attempt at writing douche
(short for douchebag
, as in he's only good for flushing old cum
out of a whore
John: Ok, Deke, these here are classy chicks, play it cool, I need to get laid tonight -- don't fuck it up!
Deke: Which one of you cupcakes wants to give me a blowjob
John punches Deke deep into his neck fat, while loudly exclaiming, as if making a karate move, "DOOSH!"
John, thinking, "I knew I shouldn't have brought that fucking douche!"
A word looked on up urban dictionary by those who can't spell douche
Go back and type in doosh
The blatant & incorrect spelling of the word douche.
Sohou looks like such a doosh.
After trying to sneak his way back to the message board under an assumed identity, everyone called the poser a doosh.
A douche, but spelled as if it were a nerf product.
Guy 1: Dude you wanna toss the DOOSH around?
Guy 2: No dude, that's gross.
The wrong way to spell douche.
I am an idiot so I spell douche like this: d-o-o-s-h!
A deliberate misspelling of "douche" intended to convey the novice nature of conduct that does not even rise to the level worth of being characterized by the term "douche."
He was so pathetic in his pursuit of her that he couldn't even be branded a douche. No, this novice didn't deserve that moniker. He was simply a plain old doosh.
The sound you make after you get punched
Hey man lets fight, no way.... :turns back:....o no!! doosh!...fuck, my lip
When a person, is such a douche that spelling the word traditionally does not begin to describe how much of a douche they are. So, you start adding o 's. The more ''o''s, the bigger the douche.
Brian is becoming a real Douche. Yeah, but Kevin is a fucking Doosh and Matt is a Doooosh.